People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I got inside last night via doggy door
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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