Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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