piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sorry my hands just texted you
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
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