No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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