With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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