let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
