You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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