I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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