i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Buhtt sex?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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