I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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