I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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