can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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