One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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