Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
