Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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