It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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