im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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