I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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