All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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