we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
