Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
being pregnant is like rehab
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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