Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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