I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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