margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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