You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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