Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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