i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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