ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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