Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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