But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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