dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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