whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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