Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i wish my penis had a tongue
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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