I don't usually arrange sex via text message
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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