How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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