I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Semen is not good for contacts.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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