Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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