it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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