Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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