Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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