i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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