She said her name was "party"
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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