His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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