and next time when you feel me up, do it right
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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