So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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