they need to just BURY HIM!
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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