Will you blow on my dice?
Welp...herpes.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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