I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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