Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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