I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Barsexuality is the new black.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
operation have a gay friend backfired
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm just crazy horny about you
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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