Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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